A slightly edgier version of "All Talk and No Action."
Dan: "Ray thinks he is better than everyone."
Wayne: "Meh.. he's nothing. He is all dick and no fuck."
When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.
Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.