Up-fuck

The spray that is kicked up by cars, after it rains, causing you to use your wipers in an annoying fashion

The up-fuck from the cars is pissing me off

by Cameronh77 July 18, 2019

up-fuck

making a mistake on purpose; intentionally fucking something up.

'There's ink all over your shirt!'

'Yeah, I up-fucked it because I really hate it.'

by P-Dew May 24, 2009

Up Fuck

After a blow job the act of a girl throwing up the cum.

Dan: Gosh man Jill sucked my dick so good last night but then had an up fuck of my cum
Jimmy: Damn

by TaylorGangOrDie December 4, 2012

up fuck the shut

STFU backwards, used to put the annoyance into such confusion that s/he automatically ceases talking for a moment to process what you just said.

"...and then I totally fucked that bitch in the ear."

"Dude! Up fuck the shut!"

"...What?"

by Jack Kaplan December 29, 2008

Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.

1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

kick up fuck

To intentionally provoke a fight or confrontation.

He hoped the Barman wouldn't take his money so he could kick up fuck

by Woords July 17, 2018