Up-fuck

The spray that is kicked up by cars, after it rains, causing you to use your wipers in an annoying fashion

The up-fuck from the cars is pissing me off

by Cameronh77 July 18, 2019

Up Fuck

After a blow job the act of a girl throwing up the cum.

Dan: Gosh man Jill sucked my dick so good last night but then had an up fuck of my cum
Jimmy: Damn

by TaylorGangOrDie December 04, 2012

up-fuck

making a mistake on purpose; intentionally fucking something up.

'There's ink all over your shirt!'

'Yeah, I up-fucked it because I really hate it.'

by P-Dew May 24, 2009

up-fucked

like up-chuck, but a million times worse.

"i up-fucked so much after i licked a herpes infested chin, i thought i was going to have to deep throat tissues to stop the motherfackin' up-fuck.!"

by BETSY SUE 'N' BIG H March 25, 2009

up fuck the shut

STFU backwards, used to put the annoyance into such confusion that s/he automatically ceases talking for a moment to process what you just said.

"...and then I totally fucked that bitch in the ear."

"Dude! Up fuck the shut!"

"...What?"

by Jack Kaplan December 29, 2008

kick up fuck

To intentionally provoke a fight or confrontation.

He hoped the Barman wouldn't take his money so he could kick up fuck

by Woords July 17, 2018

Thumbs up fuck

Over enthusiastic emoji user who will use a thumbs up for literally any response.

“It’s pancreatic so I’m almost Definitely deader than dog shit soon. First chemo session Monday.” Response: Thumbs up fuck

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 11, 2019