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up the Harris 

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"
up the Harris by BartP January 17, 2008

Saddle up the hay bed

Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.
Well fellas I'm gonna saddle up the hay bed.
Saddle up the hay bed by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020

Bangin' up the high handle homey beef 

Things are completely mexcellent and could not possibly be better.
Ted: how goes it?
bill" Bangin' up the high handle homey beef.

hooping it up in the hammock 

Barbara and Steve were hooping it up in the hammock while eating chicken.

one up the bum no harm done 

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding
One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

Hanging up the towel rack 

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.
Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.