Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

unmarried 

The state of being legally, spiritually or otherwise not married for a specified period of time. This is usually accomplished by a prayer to the powers that be (or a personal deity or through a personal belief system) to suspend any previous marriage contracts. If the person doing the praying is not immediately struck by lightning, then that person is deemed unmarried for the specified period.
I wish I were unmarried so that I could sleep with that hot girl/guy.
unmarried by Wishfull Thinker September 2, 2008

unmarried 

The act of not being in a committed relationship with another person. Unmarried people start out as virgins, but as they get older, some lose it due to tensions and pressures of committing sexual acts and sometimes have illegitimate children, known as bastards.
Ross: Unmarried women are either virgins or sluts.
Joey: Really? How so?
Ross: Well, dude, it's a known fact that women can only be one or the other, it's not like there's a third option of any sort.
Joey: I concur. You mean like your bastard child you had with Carol.
Ross: Yes, precisely, but we got divorced, because she's a lesbian.
unmarried by FriendsFan2009 May 17, 2009

unmarried 

The act of not being in a committed relationship with another person. Unmarried people start out as virgins, but as they get older, some lose it due to tensions and pressures of committing sexual acts and sometimes have illegitimate children, known as bastards.
Ross: Unmarried women are either virgins or sluts.
Joey: Really? How so?
Ross: Well, dude, it's a known fact that women can only be one or the other, it's not like there's a third option of any sort.
Joey: I concur. You mean like your bastard child you had with Carol.
Ross: Yes, precisely, but we got divorced, because she's a lesbian.
unmarried by FriendsFan2009 May 17, 2009

unmarried 

When a married couple takes an in-house sleep divorce. Time allowed to work on themselves without thinking about marriage and the other person's needs...You have to fix yourself before you fix a broken relationship.
Work and family life are stressing me out, we need to be unmarried for a few months, let's talk about it .
unmarried by Happenis May 23, 2016

Unmarried 

If your unmarried you’re either ugly as fuck or antisocial as fuck. Or nobody likes you.
“Yeah I’m unmarried. I like sleep and watching YouTube all day while trying to keep myself sane.”
Unmarried by RocksLookHot December 4, 2021

Unworkidness 

Something so profoundly idiotic it could not possibly work within the known means of natural physics (Redneckism)
The level of unworkidness is strong with this one.
Unworkidness by x_K6H00T_L3G3ND_x August 27, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
Load more