Untied States of America 

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.

Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!

Untied States of America by FormerHCer08 March 3, 2011

23rd President of the United States of America 

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America 

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021

United States of America

Let me describe the USA (the country I live in) from an unbiased viewpoint. Yes, many of us are ignorant, stupid, lazy, and racist. Yes, our government and job market is shit. Much of the accusations are true. However, as an American, I don't appreciate predominantly European people generalizing everybody in my country. I am ashamed at many of the things my countrymen have done throughout history, but it is also a country of equality, where anybody can make something of themself if they work hard enough. Home to some of the greatest musicians, inventors, and scientists of all time. And not to be an ignorant American, but we did help greatly in World War Two. Trying to "hog some glory"? More like winning essential battles, including Normandy (perhaps the most important battle of WWII) with the help of the British and Canadians, of course. Even though Europe was in an enormous state of turmoil, and we helped the Allies greatly, they cannot show gratitude, they can only judge us even more. And let me be perhaps the first in a long while to say: France, thank you for your tremendous help during the Revolution, we wouldn't have won it without you. I write this with the utmost respect for European countries, please respect us a little more, and don't just recognize the bad things about the USA, but the good things as well, as I do.

Englishman: The United States of America is full of ignorant, fat assholes!

Americans: Our country is the best and the Europeans are pessimistic retards!

See? Every country is full of ignorant, moronic people! Find the good in each country and their people, and acknowledge the bad, but don't generalize and discriminate.

United States of America by Beatlesman September 30, 2011

United States of America

The World's Scapegoat.

America's a pretty big place, and its full of all different kinds of people everywhere you go.

We're just a bunch of normal people living in a counrty with a messed up reputation and a mighty big spotlight for a mighty small man.

People will be people, wherever they live.

United States of America by wysiwyg March 9, 2007

United States of America

Canada's best friend. Who can kick some serious ass. Who has delicious foods, sexy women and is stereotyped. Like really, c'mon guys every country has their asses, not all Americans are stupid, dumb or mean. There is some pretty decent people in that country. And thats coming from a Canadian!

Tim: United States of America sucks.
Hortons: Tim your a dumb-ass, USA rocks!

United States of America by CANADIAN PRIDE April 3, 2010

the presidents of the united states of america 

A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.

The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.

the presidents of the united states of america by Badminton October 22, 2003