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A place that is put down by arrogant europeans who have never been there.
oi innit america's just some shit hole with a disneyland? and everyone's fuckin obese and dont know shit, innit.

the united states of america has lots of variety and is a nice place to live.

by Angelacia February 18, 2008
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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the united states of america, commonly referred to as america, amerikka, the u.s., & 'murica, is a highly populated country located in north america & the main source of coronavirus cases. americans' favourite passtimes r binge-watching cartoon network, snacking on mcdonalds, not minding their own fucking business, oppressing their peers, making it even harder to be socially accepted, & being overall shitty people. the american president endorses this behaviour & could be considered the most persistent and successful persecutor of the united states.
an entitled karen: "The United States of America is the home of the land & free of the brave!"
me, an intellectual using a fake british accent: "yeah yeah fuck donald trump"
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by meli lol July 22, 2020
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Where the Internet was born.
The United States of America:

It makes sense that the Internet was born in America because the Internet is a free cyberspace. It is a virtual representation of America: Greatness and the crap that comes with it.
by raptroes December 03, 2010
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The United States of America also know as the U.S.A. is a country located in North America. Often criticized by other nations, it is still a young and growing nation that has yet to achieve it's full potential as a Political and Militant Superpower. Sadly, America is not known for it generosity towards other countries (even though it is i.e. WWI, WWII, the Indonesian Tsunami incident, and many more occurrences).

On September 11, 2001 The United States of America was subject to several terrorist attacks, killing thousands of people and devastating millions more.

America has been fighting to show it's Strength and Independence from the English Empire, beginning in 1763. The U.S.A. won it's independence After winning the Revolutionary War in 1776.

Even though America is projected as the 'Monstrosity of the World' is home to many notable Political and Civil Rights activists such as F.D.R. and Martin Luther King Jr.

"I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal." - Abraham Lincoln

God Bless The United States of America
The United States of America - The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
by M1KAVU July 10, 2008
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A country that every other country begs for help because they are falling apart, we help them out of the the goodness of our hearts but the moment something that goes wrong its our fucking fault and were made the villian.
other country " oh help us help us!!!!!!"
the united states of america "sure of course"
the united states of america " really, because you didnt feel this way when we were bailing your asses out"
by Broski1469 March 08, 2010
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The land of the free.... and obesity epidemics... and mass shootings... and heart attacks... and fascism... and racism... and alcoholism...

Worse than Somalia.
by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016
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