Untelling 

Unknown and inconceivable or unimaginable.

It's untelling how many times that woman has ran off.

It's untelling what's going through his mind. You probably don't want to know.

Untelling by haminahamina1 March 13, 2012

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent 

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent by Vaprous September 3, 2012

Unwilling Sanchez 

When a chick sneaks up behind a dude, slides her hand down into his ass crack and subsequently wipes the stink across his upper lip suprising him.

While at a party with my boyfriend, I waited until he was preoccupied, snuck up behind him and surprised him with a an Unwilling Sanchez.

Unwilling Sanchez by Smoke n Mirrors October 20, 2011

unwilling pioneer 

a person who is forced to be the first to do something they don't want to do, but circumstances have left that person with no other options.

Kris: "no other medication has worked, I have no choice but to take this experimental drug. But, I don't know what the side-effects are. I don't want to be the example for others if something goes wrong. I am an unwilling pioneer."
Dave: that sucks man

unwilling pioneer by Maves December 12, 2012

unwilling pioneer 

a person who is forced to be the first to do something that they do not want to, but see no other choice.

no other medication has worked for me, so I have no other choice than to take this experimental drug. But, I don't want to be an example for others if it has some unforeseen side-effects. I am an unwilling pioneer. I don't want to be the reason that there is a disclaimer "may cause anal leakage" as a possible side-effect at the end of the commercial for that drug.

unwilling pioneer by Maves December 12, 2012

cock unveiling 

The moment where the cock is first taken out of the pants, generally with another person's face right in front of the cock when it comes out. Oohs & Ahhs are very acceptable at this time.

She had the sexiest look on her face during my cock unveiling.

cock unveiling by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 12, 2009

Unclelingus 

When you sleep over at your cousin’s house and wake up during the night to find your uncle performing cunnilingus on you.

I feel so dirty this morning. A little unclelingus will do it every time.

Unclelingus by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2018