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Unsuccessful 

You.
Hey man, was your business unsuccessful?
Yes, just like you.
Unsuccessful by yungbased October 14, 2015
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Unsuccessful 

Someone who is a lazy fuck such as Mr. Thomas.
Mr Thomas is a unsuccessful piece of shit.
Unsuccessful by Ham and pick January 8, 2017

unsuccessful simping 

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".
He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

Unsuccessful Status 

When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.
Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!

3 hours later.....

"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
Unsuccessful Status by pastellia October 17, 2011

Unsuccessful fuckboy 

An unsuccessful fuckboy acts like a regular fuckboy but no one wants him. He tries to be popular but everyone thinks he’s just a bit strange. But some people maybe so desperate that they will date him.

Probably skis/ snowboards
Wow he’s such an unsuccessful fuckboy.”

U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome)

The act of opening a boxed product and failing to repack the box successfully.
Taking out a product to examine in a department store whilst trying to put back together before a salesmen see's what you have done to the product, will most definetely incure "U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome).

Unsuccesexful 

Failling in the art of hooking up a girl/boy from the clubs, or in general.

The word also mean you screwed up the sexual act.
Jacob: ‘Sander, why you got yo’self a hooker bro?’
Sander: ‘Yeah bro... I was unsuccesexful for like a month so I had to get myself back in the game y’know?’
Unsuccesexful by CptMoe November 7, 2018
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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