He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

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Unsuccessful Status

When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.

Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!

3 hours later.....

"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."

Unsuccessful Status by pastellia October 17, 2011

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Unsuccessful fuckboy

An unsuccessful fuckboy acts like a regular fuckboy but no one wants him. He tries to be popular but everyone thinks he’s just a bit strange. But some people maybe so desperate that they will date him.

Probably skis/ snowboards

“Wow he’s such an unsuccessful fuckboy.”

Unsuccessful fuckboy by Elena hungry June 24, 2020

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U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome)

The act of opening a boxed product and failing to repack the box successfully.

Taking out a product to examine in a department store whilst trying to put back together before a salesmen see's what you have done to the product, will most definetely incure "U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome).

U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome) by PhotoVibrance April 7, 2010

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Unsuccesexful

Failling in the art of hooking up a girl/boy from the clubs, or in general.

The word also mean you screwed up the sexual act.

Jacob: ‘Sander, why you got yo’self a hooker bro?’
Sander: ‘Yeah bro... I was unsuccesexful for like a month so I had to get myself back in the game y’know?’

Unsuccesexful by CptMoe November 7, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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