Definitions by TheCouncilButArabic

unsuccessful simping 

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

unsuccessful simping by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020