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crusty unker 

Wearing pants for days repeatedly without underwear and throwing them in with the rest of the washing load, as if no one will notice.
Dude jim pulled a Crusty Unker, now i need to wash everything again.
crusty unker by Quellio August 28, 2006

Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.
Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.
Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009
A male boyfriend/lover who could be old enough to be ones blood uncle, but isn't.
"Did you meet Scott's new boyfriend, Unkle Dan."
unkle by Black Orchid June 16, 2005

The Unkle 

When you have sex with a girl hanging upside down with your feet hanging off a pull up bar while the girl holds her self up.
I was with this freaky chick and dude we tried "The Unkle"
The Unkle by Will Unkle November 16, 2010
Guy one: where do you want to go to lunch?
Guy two: Unker.
Unker by Dnertun September 4, 2013
A word is used to describe someone who is practically family, but not. Like family, they're all up in your business. They can make your day. They really piss you off. They know when you're wearing a new outfit. They call you out when you're acting stupid. They call a lot actually. And they love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. Sometimes want to punch them in the teeth. Sometimes you want to give them a big bear hug. Sometimes you want to do both at the same time.
"Hey Unkle Jerk. Thanks for telling Nancy that I thought her new haircut looks like shit."

"Thanks for coming with me to that weird guy's house, Unkle. No one else would go with me."

"I think you're the best Unkle I've ever had."
unkle by Your Unkle February 19, 2009