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Under the thumbs 

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and you put your hands behind your back as if tied up, whilst both of your thumbs are up your own ass as she is riding... grinding your thumbs into your G-Spot.
John: Shirley had me under the thumbs last night
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?
Under the thumbs by Shoogy June 11, 2018
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Under the thumb 

A term usually used to describe a person who is subservient in a relationship.
-see also "under the cosh"
"Where is dave?"
"he's out with his missus"
"man, that guy is under the thumb"
Under the thumb by king slop August 26, 2007

Under the Thumb 

Used to desribe a person who obeys another persons (usually of the opposite sex) requests. They are then under said persons thumb
girl: 'can you get me a drink please'
lad gets drink
this lad is now under the thumb of the girl
Under the Thumb by Friday1878 October 12, 2008

Under the Thumb 

Being under the control of another person (usually a woman)
god, he's under the thumb
Under the Thumb by The Thumb October 17, 2010

Under The Thumb 

A term usually used to describe a person who is subservient or cannot think for himself in a relationship. These men usually spend their time doing womanly chores and are occassionally allowed to play cricket by their wives in order to rediscover some sort of testosterone.
Wilbur and Cameron can play cricket, but this means they are under the thumb of the MRS at all other times.
Under The Thumb by Wooley April 29, 2015
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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