Definitions by Shoogy
Nipstruation
When you’re undertaking strenuous exercise and your nipples are chaffing in a top/singlet (usually of a light colour) and you bleed regularly (but not profusely) due to friction.
It is likened to the female reproductive process due to the unruly nature of the bleeding and the lack of sympathy from men.... HAHA, YOUR NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING LIKE DONKEY TEARS
It is likened to the female reproductive process due to the unruly nature of the bleeding and the lack of sympathy from men.... HAHA, YOUR NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING LIKE DONKEY TEARS
Simon: Wow, John is about to come under 3 hours for his marathon, what an achievement!
Dimitri: An achievement!? What about the nipstruation that has the emergency services sweating like an Eskimo in Singapore?
Dimitri: An achievement!? What about the nipstruation that has the emergency services sweating like an Eskimo in Singapore?
Nipstruation by Shoogy January 7, 2020
Under the thumbs
When a girl is riding you cowgirl and you put your hands behind your back as if tied up, whilst both of your thumbs are up your own ass as she is riding... grinding your thumbs into your G-Spot.
John: Shirley had me under the thumbs last night
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?
Under the thumbs by Shoogy June 11, 2018
Seshlahem
Daniel: Tate that last pinger has hit the absolute spot"
Tate: Can't wait for mine to hit me, a one way ticket to Seshlahem.
Tate: Can't wait for mine to hit me, a one way ticket to Seshlahem.
Tenman
toucher club
The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
toucher club by Shoogy November 9, 2015
Pringles
The overwhelming desire after consuming one ecstacy pill to take many more.
Referring to the common pringles slogan 'Once you pop, you can't stop!'
Referring to the common pringles slogan 'Once you pop, you can't stop!'