undateable 

Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.

Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea why my cousin set us up.
Tamara: What happened?!?
Mandy: For starters, he is 35 and lives with his parents, and he smelled like rotten vegetation. And there were nose hairs.
Tamara: Agreed. Undateable.

undateable by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

undateable 

A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.

A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.

undateable by boratfan1 September 9, 2010

undateable 

A boy who is unbelievably exciting over text message or Facebook and then lacks any inkling of excitement when in person.

*over text*
boy: and then we had the most fantastic time white water rafting down the blue ridge mountains...it would have been great if you were there!
girl: you're amazing!

*in real life*
boy: eh...
girl: this is so not what i was looking forward to. you are completely undateable

undateable by niftyandspiffy101 October 26, 2011

Unrapeable

Someone who is so grotesquely disgusting they aren't even worth the energy to rape.

Allan - Hey man, did you see that lady?

Brent - That bitch is Unrapeable.

Unrapeable by 7O01 March 17, 2012

Unhateable 

1. A person that is soooo amazingly awesome that no matter how much effort is put into hating them that person can not be hated

2. Being so loveable that even if one were to try to hate the unhateable person, it would be impossible because something about them makes everyone like them

1. Ashley Starnes is unhateable to Nathan Poore; he could never hate her.

2. I love Ashley! I don't know how anyone could hate her; she's unhateable!

Unhateable by luvdisgrl! July 1, 2011

undatable

not able to be dated at all

the writer of this definition is undatable

undatable by c1094 September 11, 2013

unfadeable

That which is unstoppable -- particularly one that cannot be compared to.

That dude Heavy D up in the 5 and dime is truly unfadeable. Fo shizo.

unfadeable by oaktown June 10, 2003