Uncle Fuck
Uncle Fuck by Taylor C.R.Y December 15, 2008
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Fuck ur uncle
i) A term which is used as a comeback to anything or an anyone that is in disagreement with a statement that you have made.
ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.
ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.
Example A:
Fred: I don't like you
You: Fuck ur uncle
Fred: *will most likely just shut up*
Example B:
Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?
You: Fuck ur uncle!
Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*
Fred: I don't like you
You: Fuck ur uncle
Fred: *will most likely just shut up*
Example B:
Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?
You: Fuck ur uncle!
Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*
Fuck ur uncle by cookieninja_ September 10, 2019
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Uncle Fucka
One of the many songs on "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"
Performed by Terrance Henry Stoot and Phillip Niles Argyle.
Spoken out against by Sheila Broflovski, Which makes up the remainder of the movie.
Performed by Terrance Henry Stoot and Phillip Niles Argyle.
Spoken out against by Sheila Broflovski, Which makes up the remainder of the movie.
Uncle Fucka by Bryton January 12, 2008
Uncle Fucker
A fuck-ass fuckin' funny song that was sung by Terrence and Phillip in the movie Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire that was shown in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Terrence: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting sounds)
Mountie: What's going on here
(Farting sounds)
People in background: Uncle fucker x5
Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!
Phillip: Suck my balls
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting sounds)
Mountie: What's going on here
(Farting sounds)
People in background: Uncle fucker x5
Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!
Phillip: Suck my balls
Uncle Fucker by weeeeeeeeee August 9, 2005
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