Unblessed

An adjective for a person who believes that all religious persons are prejudiced.

Person 1: Did you see _____'s new tweet?
Person 2: No, what does it say?
Person 1: It says that all Christians are homophobic.
Person 2: Seriously? _____ is so unblessed, what is wrong with them?

by eliza_something September 14, 2023

Unbenessed

1. A pain in the ass, something that is extremely irritating or difficult to deal with, along with also being stupid, or dumb.

2. Being not amused by someones actions or an event that occurred.

3. To be literally smacked by Satan.

Example 1: I just went to the DMV the other day, and it was totally unbenessed.

Example 2: My friend is being unbenessed about me texting my girlfriend when I am around him.

Example 3: The fair was completely unbenessed today...

by Squidster June 8, 2013

Undressed

unspiced foods, particularly cupcakes. Or plain foods.

"these undressed cupcakes look terrible, time to dress them up."

by Big V dog December 19, 2021

uncessed

To be more than obsessed.

"Look at that guy, he's uncessed with booze"

by Nitchie May 30, 2006

unbless

It is a curse that is not a curse; removal of a blessing; taking privileges or talents away via actual or fictional methods; returning to normality; a permanent debuff until a blessing is performed again.

"Since the Witch unblessed me, I couldn't swim anymore"

"I thought I had the winning ticket, but it turns out my friends were joking with me"
"Now this is a real unblessing in disguise"

"The Unblessed were immune to mortal magic, and this is why their army was the most feared by all..."

by T.Mamuleum January 19, 2015

Unblended

An offensive insult telling someone their body proportions are incorrect or do not look good.

You are so unblended it is unpleasant to look at you.

by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022

unplussed

Somewhat infrequently seen misuse of the word nonplussed. Not sure if they are trying to say "baffled" (the correct meaning of the word "nonplussed") or if they are trying to say "unimpressed."

I forget now how much it costs but I remember being unplussed by it.

by Rev. Episkopos St. Synthemesc the Wise, Master of Sporks September 23, 2006