Umpireese
The language used by an umpire to describe the call which he/she just blew but tries to explain using a plethora of unintelligible babble.
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Umpiree
A cross between an umpire and a referee. Universal term that may be used to describe the person officiating a sports event.
1. Wow, that umpiree sure just made a bad call. He better be a strong man, to withstand the backlash from these fans.
2. Why is everyone mad at the umpiree? (Asked by the person (woman) who is watching a sporting event that doesn't really understand all the intricacies of the game.)
Synonyms: Umpire, Ump, Referee, Ref, Blue
Antonym: Refire
Definition of REFIRE: An umpiree that continues to make bad calls.
"And I thought the umpiree of the last game was bad. Check out this Refire! He's blind, deaf, and dumb!"
2. Why is everyone mad at the umpiree? (Asked by the person (woman) who is watching a sporting event that doesn't really understand all the intricacies of the game.)
Synonyms: Umpire, Ump, Referee, Ref, Blue
Antonym: Refire
Definition of REFIRE: An umpiree that continues to make bad calls.
"And I thought the umpiree of the last game was bad. Check out this Refire! He's blind, deaf, and dumb!"
Umpiree by GingerLibrarian May 22, 2013
Afl Umpires
The afl umpires are known for costing teams games
‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’
‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’
Afl Umpires by Richmondrule April 17, 2022
AFL Umpires
Usually, a bunch of Umpires who know the rules and are most commonly known as the best in Australia.
Player: I had an umpire he was the best in Australia and knew all the rules, God those AFL Umpires are extremely good.
AFL Umpires by THE BEST IN CAIRNS August 20, 2018
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026
Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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