Umjak

Um·jak

Noun.

1) Somebody who is stupid enough to post a nine minute rant on youtube about a website that they openly admitted to spending an hour on.

2) Somebody who states the obvious.

I was looking the press pages of UD and saw that stewieforgov's youtube watch?v=Zwe458YbohA video.

Haha, me too, he's suck an Umjak.

by OliverUnderTheMoon October 20, 2008

Ummak

Means 'your mom' in arabic. You burn people with that.

You: I'm so bored, what do you wanna do?
Me: Ummak

by ummak! April 11, 2009

kus umak

very nice word in arabic with the best meaning, always use it if you want to make someone happy that speaks arabic.

kus umak ya hayawan

by lazered October 6, 2022

kus umak

This word means your mom's pussy and is used when Arabs are very mad at a person

Hamood: come here/تعال الى هنا
Mohammed:قوس أمك/ kus umak

by urfavarab April 11, 2022

Umbakah

The process of twisting your dick a perfect 360 degress, 1 foot up while performing a ritual, going to a gas station and drinking all the gasoline from the the rusty machine it comes from, then to call for medical help, to then masturbate in a hospital bed playing tetris 99, while simultaneously playing osu mania with your toes and bust after looking at a anime character. Storing the semen, drinking it, peeing it out and put it in your girls pussy filling her with dead sperm and aids

Girl: lets do the umbakah
You: no

by TimmyTwoThumbs February 23, 2023

Umbak

japanese word for wannabe korean slut with curly hair.

i saw an umbak down the street and he/she charged me 2 dollars for a one night stand

by Rockerchick1235 December 20, 2008

umbaku

when n*ggas be fuckin and cum
- n*ggas being anyone whos black

- a slur when used by anyone nonblack !!!

"girl tell me why when me and my BLACK boyfriend was fuckin he came maddd quick and then was like "umbaku" like boy byeee"

"unt unt girl he aint shit"

by vaniiiity February 27, 2022