The process of twisting your dick a perfect 360 degress, 1 foot up while performing a ritual, going to a gas station and drinking all the gasoline from the the rusty machine it comes from, then to call for medical help, to then masturbate in a hospital bed playing tetris 99, while simultaneously playing osu mania with your toes and bust after looking at a anime character. Storing the semen, drinking it, peeing it out and put it in your girls pussy filling her with dead sperm and aids
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.