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Umeti is a short dickked battyboi, who can't talk to girls or look them in their eyes. He is pretty athletic though but can't dunk unlike his friends who can. The name origenates from Ethiopië.
Hey man, dont be a Umeti and go talk to that girl.
Umeti by GoTalkToiemker November 23, 2021
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Umatilla, Florida 

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.
Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.
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French football player, plays for Umtiti FC
Umtiti by IzanagiStyles December 4, 2020
A great lord who is everywhere. Nuff said.
Umtiti.
Umtiti by bigbigbigshaqshaqshaq June 15, 2021

Umptiply 

Getting multiplied umpteen times. To be more precise multiply into undetermined or so many times. 'umpt'- from umpteen and 'iply' - from multiply.
Eg.

Marc: Hey when my mom said she is gonna get me a new bike.. You can't imagine how happy I was...

Neil: Dude you got to be really excited...then...!!??

Marc: My excitement has been umptiplied like crazy...

Neil: Umptiplied??

Marc: Yeah!! Umptiply.. is multiplied umpteen times...!!
Umptiply by kart777 February 28, 2011
A word to describe any footballer covered in a black silhouette by edgy 12 year old Instagram kids on football pages.
Any football page on instagram: Who's this player *inserts black silhouette*

12 year old kids desperate for attention: Umtiti
Umtiti by 69medon March 13, 2021

Umptillionaire 

umptillionaire on whose wealth is estimated at an umptillion or umptillions ( as of dollars)
-umptillionaire bought the whole entire earth!!
-umptillionaire makes umptillionairesses
- umptillionaire drives cars over $600,000 dollars
-umptillionaire dresses in outfits over $400,000 dollars
everybody don't know where riches coming from, it must be umptillionaire!!!!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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