Definitions by captainhollywood

Umatilla, Florida 

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.

Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.

Umatilla, Florida by captainhollywood January 1, 2012