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French football player, plays for Umtiti FC
Umtiti by IzanagiStyles December 4, 2020
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A great lord who is everywhere. Nuff said.
Umtiti.
Umtiti by bigbigbigshaqshaqshaq June 15, 2021
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A word to describe any footballer covered in a black silhouette by edgy 12 year old Instagram kids on football pages.
Any football page on instagram: Who's this player *inserts black silhouette*

12 year old kids desperate for attention: Umtiti
Umtiti by 69medon March 13, 2021
The best at what he does, the messi of defending, the best defender of all time. The French Puyol.
He really is the Umtiti of Basketball
umtiti by Umtitied February 23, 2019

Utititarian

A no-frills bra that is designed purely for functional, not decorative or fashion, reasons. Usually comes in basic, no-messing-about colors, like white, nude, and black.
Friend 1: Oooh...those are some sexy underwear! Hot date tonight?

Friend 2: No, unfortunately. It's laundry day today, so all my utititarian bras are in the wash!
Utititarian by lawilamoto January 24, 2012
A hairy mole on a tit.
An action of acting like a homeless person.
Skeet you being such an umtit these days.

Yo mah man Shaquan, why you gotta be such an umtit all da time
umtit by umtitunite September 22, 2007
A smaller, more energetic version of an umtit.
Lil Skeet stop being such a l'umtit
l'umtit by Liam Mulhern October 25, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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