Umatilla 

A small town in Eastern Oregon, that constantly talks crap about other towns that are better than them, which is everyone. They are especially jealous of Boardman, which has a high school called Riverside, which is three time state champs for soccer, and has really athletic guys, and can school "shumatilla" in almost everything, except being stupid.

Does Umatilla even have a competent sports team?

Why no, no they dont.

Umatilla by Bigbekay November 27, 2011

Umatilla 

N. - The bowel movement resulting from desperately refusing to crap for many days while backpacking, being at summer camp, or otherwise lacking access to a reasonable restroom facility.

Arwen cranked out a painful Umatilla after a week, and it was fortunate that she did not need surgery.

Umatilla by Les Miller October 13, 2007

Umatilla, Florida 

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.

Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.

Umatilla, Florida by captainhollywood January 1, 2012

Umatilla High School 

A high school located in lake county Florida. The town itself is small and everyone knows everyone. You definitely need a DNA test to date anyone to make sure your not related. Full of kids who think they are the best at sports but actually suck. All a product of inbreeding because no ever leaves the town. The degrade anyone who isn't from there.

Oh I went to Umatilla High School, all my kids went and their kids go there now. My grandson dated his cousin on accident.

Umatilla High School by Bronc raiser March 30, 2024

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