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uberboredomitus 

a very rare medical case in which one person is beyound the point of very bored
guy1:hey man i think ive got a bad case of uberboredomitus do u know how to cure me

guy2:yeah man the best way to cure uberboredomitus is just to hang out with ppl so why dont u come on over and play xbox
uberboredomitus by brandon ennis January 7, 2009
A person who only eats what they consider to be le best of le best. It has to be organic, free-range, Fair Trade arcane and hard to find. It has to be trendy: "trendy" meaning "mentioned on at least 6 celebrity blogs." Spending the average person's month's salary on food for one meal for two people shores up the ubervore's self esteem. If they drink coffee, it's only grown on some obscure little farm and hand-picked by trained monkeys.
"Are you going to invite Kara to your dinner party?"
"I guess I could...we're having"chevre" crepes and hand-picked organic hazelnuts with organic honey wrapped in Fair Trade rice paper, drizzled with a reduction of balsamic vinegar made in a tiny monastery in the mountains of Montenegro. Followed by duck breasts en papillote and hydroponic veggies, served with a nice little wine I found in a secret winery only 10 people know about."

"Girl, you're such an ubervore!"
Ubervore by orinoco womble May 6, 2013

Uber Whore 

Usually a female who always has a need to take the front passenger seat of the Über vehicle so she can engage with the driver.
Linda is such an Über whore. She is so bad, even when it's raining, Linda waits outside to grab her seat next to the driver. It doesn't matter to her if even her boyfriend is the only other passenger! What a Uber Whore!
Uber Whore by meigs man November 28, 2016

Uberhole 

New expression or term for a nice vagina
Jade has an Uberhole
Uberhole by funsize=gayde-cock June 12, 2010

Uberhole 

It's like an asshole, but so much more.
You go out to eat with somebody. They don't bring money, so they force you to pay for it. Throughout the meal they keep asking you if you're going to eat your own food and to top it off they insult your friends. That guy is an uberhole.
Uberhole by TheAluminumMan August 24, 2011

Aberwhore 

A young woman who dresses in a very sexually suggestive manner, exclusively in designer brands such as Abercrombie, American Eagle and Jucy
"man stephanie looks like such an Aberwhore in that top"
Aberwhore by JD Cohen August 22, 2008