A person who only eats what they consider to be le best of le best. It has to be organic, free-range, Fair Trade arcane and hard to find. It has to be trendy: "trendy" meaning "mentioned on at least 6 celebrity blogs." Spending the average person's month's salary on food for one meal for two people shores up the ubervore's self esteem. If they drink coffee, it's only grown on some obscure little farm and hand-picked by trained monkeys.
"Are you going to invite Kara to your dinner party?"
"I guess I could...we're having"chevre" crepes and hand-picked organic hazelnuts with organic honey wrapped in Fair Trade rice paper, drizzled with a reduction of balsamic vinegar made in a tiny monastery in the mountains of Montenegro. Followed by duck breasts en papillote and hydroponic veggies, served with a nice little wine I found in a secret winery only 10 people know about."
Usually a female who always has a need to take the front passenger seat of the Über vehicle so she can engage with the driver.
Linda is such an Über whore. She is so bad, even when it's raining, Linda waits outside to grab her seat next to the driver. It doesn't matter to her if even her boyfriend is the only other passenger! What a Uber Whore!
You go out to eat with somebody. They don't bring money, so they force you to pay for it. Throughout the meal they keep asking you if you're going to eat your own food and to top it off they insult your friends. That guy is an uberhole.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.