UZMPER 

A VERY GOOD LOOKING TEENAGER, MASTER OF THE ARTS OF MUFF WELDING, OH AND DIVING, LAR THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN THE SO CALLED UZMPER, BUT HE SHOULD THEN REALISE HE IS A FUCKING IDIOT AND THINKS HE IS MOER INTELECT THAN Peter.

You are a uzmper
I wish I was a uzmper
I am a uzmper

UZMPER by Daniel Johnson December 13, 2004

Umperb 

A superlative of the highest order and magnitute.
It has its root in the word Superb.

The word was first said by Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat on the N64. The character was supposed to cry "Superb!" in response to a particularly tasty uppercut, but due to a freak alginment of the planets and a mystical symbol drawn in the dust of the N64 console, he actually uttered the cry "UMPERB!".

Others theorise that the anomaly was created through poor rendering provided by the N64's sound chip, but no-one can be sure.

"That's a superb pie"
"It's better than superb - it's umperb!"

Umperb by Gallagsn January 13, 2008

Umper 

Truly unconditional love. The kind that knows no boundaries, and the kind that truly has no end in sight. These are the couples who get refrigerator magnets made for their 50th anniversaries. These are the kind who share pillows. But most of all, these are the kind who have a love that will never, ever quit...because its' just that strong.

Jefferson City, MO is known for its' abundance of Umper, especially on the east side of town.

Umper by CJEAK January 10, 2008

umper 

the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.

* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!

umper by bogart March 7, 2005

umperlicious

Coming from the base word, Umper. Describing something that may make the "umper" noise. Mostly used in a sexually manner. It is sexually romantic. Use it on your bf/gf!

"Hey Baby! You are looking MEGA umperlicious today!", Says Tom.
"Oh TOMMY!", says his girlfriend, Tomika.

umperlicious by Barbra Walters May 14, 2008

Umperupt 

interrupt by means of hump/humping

Sally felt very violated as her tennis match was umperupted.

Umperupt by OliveGardenbreadsticks;) March 22, 2010

Umpercrumpus

Santa's least favorite elf. If you were named this, your parents hate you

His dick is smaller than my toes

Your name is Umpercrumpus? Damn I'm sorry

Umpercrumpus by Hi Kaz January 15, 2022