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what smart people say instead of utmost. ut is not a word. you are stupid.
“i have the upmost respect for your mother”

upmost quality 

that is of the upmost quality
upmost quality by MrW June 5, 2005

Upmost Dankity Dank 

1. Of the highest quality; usually involving weed or paraphernalia, i.e. blunts, bleezies, bongs, pipes, vapes, herb, etc.
2. Of the highest level; usually describing as to how high one is.
3. P.o.s. used as an adjective, to describe something/someone, as being of the best quality; the most respected.
1. "Man, this shit is of the upmost dankity dank."
"I know nigga."

2. "Shit son I'm at the upmost dankity dank."
"Word up nigga."

3. "Yo man yo car is of the upmost dankity dank."
"Shit! I only roll in ma Bentleys G."

The Upmost and Personal Bits

When you doing the upmost and personal bits. Doing anything in your power to do the fucking most in life. When you don’t you lose out. Be a god, do bits.
Yo man been up to much today?

You know me bro, just the upmost and personal bits.

Oh man I can believe it, I’ve been doing bits too.

uphostery 

A type of material only craig is allowed to clean, usually found under the nut sack of another mans balls
Craig lifted up the ball sack to clean the uphostery
uphostery by Craigdildo March 14, 2022
Most extreme, greatest, best.

People commonly mispronounce the word utmost, saying upmost.
I need the utmost quality out of these speakers I'm willing to spend thousands.

"This is the most upmost quality gum I've ever had"
"wait did you just say upmost ? Don't you mean utmost lol dumbass"
utmost by Petty Crimes January 16, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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