Definitions by Craigdildo

Sabbath 

When you talk shit online but tremble in fear in person and hand over your Taco Bell hat up as the sacrifice

On the sabbath brad tried to be a keyboard warrior only to find out the chihuahua from Taco Bell was tougher

Sabbath by Craigdildo October 7, 2025

Keyboard warrior 

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online

Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.

Keyboard warrior by Craigdildo October 7, 2025

uphostery 

A type of material only craig is allowed to clean, usually found under the nut sack of another mans balls

Craig lifted up the ball sack to clean the uphostery

uphostery by Craigdildo March 14, 2022