Craigdildo's definitions

uphostery

A type of material only craig is allowed to clean, usually found under the nut sack of another mans balls

Craig lifted up the ball sack to clean the uphostery

by Craigdildo March 14, 2022

Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online

Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.

by Craigdildo October 7, 2025

Sabbath

When you talk shit online but tremble in fear in person and hand over your Taco Bell hat up as the sacrifice

On the sabbath brad tried to be a keyboard warrior only to find out the chihuahua from Taco Bell was tougher

by Craigdildo October 7, 2025