Unicourse

1. The act of engaging in self sexual intercourse.

2. Politically correct way of telling someone to go fuck yourself.

1. Dave told his friends... Man, my wifes been out of town for too long, had some awesome unicourse last night, but my bunghole is awfully sore today!"

2. Martha was being extremely bothered by Bill... "Hey Bill, please leave me alone and unicourse off!"

by Dawg gone it! September 3, 2013

Sexual Unicourse

"The act of masturbation, or manipulating ones genitals for pleasure"

"Masturbation is having sex with someone you love"

"I havent had sex in a long time, but i do have sexual UNIcourse a few times a day on average" .

by ceratosaur009 October 26, 2012

Unicornsexual

It means no sexual feelings for humans, probaly just fictional characters

B: My daughter/son is so Unicornsexual
A : *Ignores everyone and reads/watches books/movies*

by Lemirila June 5, 2015

unicore

Hardcore unicorn gang. To join you must be rammed by the unicores gang's horns. Not many people are able to join, because to be in unicore , you must have the inner unicorn. Most members are born with the special unicore talent. This gangs tuff, they drive around laid back in their cars with their bandanas throwing up unicore signs. They mostly just spread love and happiness to emo children around the world.

"Damn I heard that bitch Kim Raver was in unicore"
"Ohhh shit stay away!"

by Goli June 13, 2007

Unihorse

Unihorse (adj.) comes from the English words "unicorn" (meaning a creature who is called "mythical" by uneducated adults) and "horse" (meaning the mammal). By definition it simply means "cool". Unihorse is used to describe something that is "cool", "sick", "epic", "boss", and approved by teenagers.

Adult: Son, I bought you a car for your birthday.
Boy: Seriously? Dad! That's so unihorse!

by Jesus - Jealous much? December 25, 2012

Unicorned

When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.

Lucy got unicorned on the dance floor last night.

by Unicorn princess. September 20, 2013

Unicorned

The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.

Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.

by NJITdrinksFACE July 7, 2010