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U.P.S. Man

A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot.

B. Bad poker player.
The player first to act went all in with pocket 2's and lost to someone that called him with pocket aces. That guy was such a U.P.S. Man. He was shipping it all day.
by Renolld Rezek April 2, 2008
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what's up man

the proper way to ask a man/woman what is happening in their life at the moment
by tsssisssisss April 20, 2013
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on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers

On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.
Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.
by mctaylor September 23, 2013
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it's time to man up

A common quote founded by the outlaw Jim Raynor. This statement is required when facing the most challenging of odds including ravenous alien creatures hell bent on your destruction. It would have been accepted for Ripley (of alien) to make an utterance of these words in any of the first two movies. Disclaimer: the saying "it is time to man up" may not protect you from any harm and it is most likely you will perish following the statement.
As the demons closed in upon him, Bill looked to his frightened coworkers and stated, "It's time to man up.". He then grabbed his computer monitor and smashed it on the face of one of the creatures. Heroicly, he fought off several more until he was overwhelmed.
by Nebulism September 6, 2015
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the UPS man

someone who delivers either in the sack or in general
shit son...gadel is the UPS man
by the jr ups man May 4, 2004
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naked press ups over a man hole

used to define sex with a lady who is so loose that the act of sex resembles doing naked press ups over an open man hole
the sex with that wan was like doin naked press ups over a man hole!!!!
by agrosteve March 24, 2011
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Pissed Off UPS Man

"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
by Editor man March 4, 2008
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