A heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. The U-lock gets it's name from a 'U' shaped metal rod that has cutouts at each end to fit into a horizontal locking bar. This is considered to be one of the best bicycle locks.
by Falkon November 6, 2006
device used for breaking the jaw bones of motorists who think it is humorous to be inconsiderate and endanger the lives of cyclists on the road.
the act of breaking the jaw bone of a motorist, or perhaps smashing out his window.
the act of breaking the jaw bone of a motorist, or perhaps smashing out his window.
safety first: always bring your u-lock.
yo, you shoulda seen the way Tido u-lock'd this dumbo's face right off!
yo, you shoulda seen the way Tido u-lock'd this dumbo's face right off!
by the.scumlife September 11, 2010
The practice of inserting a double ended dildo into the ass hole and pussy at the same time, forming a U shape.
by Penelope Clearwater June 11, 2008
Using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle.
After being repeatedly honked at and passed very closely at high speeds I enacted U-Lock justice. The driver now might think twice before purposefully endangering the life of another human being.
by turdsworth June 6, 2011
Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers.
The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.
U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.
The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.
U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.
by Falkon November 6, 2006
When pansy bicycle messengers vandalize automobiles with their bicycle lock. Usually because they think they are above the laws of the road yet still want to peddle in it so they sometimes have accidents with automobiles.
ME: "Some sissy on a bicycle just hit my car with a lock"
FRANK: "Why did he do that?"
ME: "Dont know, he was weaving in and out of traffic and I almost hit him."
FRANK:"Ahh, in their little bike world they call that U-Lock Justice."
ME: "Sounds like something a 13 year old made up. LOL"
FRANK: "LOL"
FRANK: "Why did he do that?"
ME: "Dont know, he was weaving in and out of traffic and I almost hit him."
FRANK:"Ahh, in their little bike world they call that U-Lock Justice."
ME: "Sounds like something a 13 year old made up. LOL"
FRANK: "LOL"
by Deez_Nuts May 18, 2007
The preferred method of vandalizing a car by a Bike Nazi or other irresponsible or self-righteous cyclist. Because few police agencies wield power over cyclists and they can quickly disappear, the vandal frequently gets away with his crime.
U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.
U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.
U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.
U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.
Yesterday a Bike Nazi cut me off and I honked my horn. He turned around and whacked my car with a metal bicycle lock, denting my fender. The body shop repairman said I was a victim of U-lock Justice.
by ihavespoe October 29, 2010