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Alex turner 

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.
Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois
Alex turner by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

Alex Turner 

A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?
ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.
Alex Turner by piggyboo June 26, 2018

Alex Turner 

the sexiest man alive who could deff hit it for free
my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy
Alex Turner by Kore<3 October 18, 2020

Alex Turner 

Alex Turner is one of the hottest men known to this earth.

Never think that you’re better than him because you aren’t. I mean have you seen him like gosh if he wasn’t 20 years older than me i’d date him.
E.g “Who is Alex turner?

“Ummm the hottest person ever obvs”
Alex Turner by p3ppapig February 28, 2021

Alex Turnerism 

Being completely, utterly obsessed with Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys. Symptoms may very, but often include: stalking pictures of Alex Turner, daydreaming about Alex Turner, and constantly talking about Alex Turner.
I know. I have a serious case of Alex Turnerism.

cornerstone alex turner 

a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater
i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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