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THE definition of awesome !! Is the most hesh, chain and full bore person you will ever meet. He is also less mainstream than Jared.
Oh my god, I think I just saw Tymko walking down the street.
Tymko by Kooki Tims May 5, 2011
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A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
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Tymon is an amazing and caring person but won’t take bullshit from anyone. He’s very smooth with women and can make anyone laugh. Definitely the type to be very bold and fearless.
Random guy: Hey guys has Tymon seen some guy’s Twitter post about him?
Random girl: Yea he already handled it. Man I love the way he does things💕
Tymon by Extra tacosauce April 18, 2020

tomkoller 

A old man who is a functioning alcoholic sex attic Tomkat and all he gives you in the end is Cold heartbreaking regret. A TomKoller is habitual liar you can’t trust a word he says ever. Sales rep that travels around and has side chicks and side dicks his primary source will never know because he makes sure she’s an ignorant rich old lady nurse cash cow.
Kim: My boyfriend wants to have a 3sum with you.

Amanda: No way! He sounds like a Tomkoller!!

Kim: What’s that?
Amanda: A horrible human you should have nothing to do with.
Kim: But he lives in Arkansas.
Amanda: and your a rich old lady nurse with no clue.
tomkoller by Tomkoller May 8, 2021
I got drunk last night and Tomkoed that bitch
Tomko by BriTeezy March 28, 2009

tymoteusz 

a dickhead that fucks his pet dog, plays roblox, watches tiktok and is stuck in 2016
michal: tymoteusz wanna play roblox?

timmy:shaggy

oliver:get a life u worthless peice of shit
tymoteusz by tango the real tango February 4, 2022

Timkolesar 

When a female is passed out at an event or recreation, a male will come and makeout with the unaware victim, which the victim will proceed to react violently after awakening.
"I pulled a Timkolesar on Gwen last night, she kicked me out of the room".
Timkolesar by John Ganter January 27, 2009
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