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A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
Related Words
Tymko • Tymon • tymoteusz • tmkoc • Tomko • Tykota • tymo • Tymonowanie • timkoch • Timko'd
Tymon is an amazing and caring person but won’t take bullshit from anyone. He’s very smooth with women and can make anyone laugh. Definitely the type to be very bold and fearless.
Random guy: Hey guys has Tymon seen some guy’s Twitter post about him?
Random girl: Yea he already handled it. Man I love the way he does things💕
Tymon by Extra tacosauce April 18, 2020

tomkoller 

A old man who is a functioning alcoholic sex attic Tomkat and all he gives you in the end is Cold heartbreaking regret. A TomKoller is habitual liar you can’t trust a word he says ever. Sales rep that travels around and has side chicks and side dicks his primary source will never know because he makes sure she’s an ignorant rich old lady nurse cash cow.
Kim: My boyfriend wants to have a 3sum with you.

Amanda: No way! He sounds like a Tomkoller!!

Kim: What’s that?
Amanda: A horrible human you should have nothing to do with.
Kim: But he lives in Arkansas.
Amanda: and your a rich old lady nurse with no clue.
tomkoller by Tomkoller May 8, 2021
I got drunk last night and Tomkoed that bitch
Tomko by BriTeezy March 28, 2009

tymoteusz 

a dickhead that fucks his pet dog, plays roblox, watches tiktok and is stuck in 2016
michal: tymoteusz wanna play roblox?

timmy:shaggy

oliver:get a life u worthless peice of shit
tymoteusz by tango the real tango February 4, 2022

Timkolesar 

When a female is passed out at an event or recreation, a male will come and makeout with the unaware victim, which the victim will proceed to react violently after awakening.
"I pulled a Timkolesar on Gwen last night, she kicked me out of the room".
Timkolesar by John Ganter January 27, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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