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An outrageous tweet written by a public figure meant to suck all the news coverage away from an existing damaging story. Technique mastered by Donald Trump. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Everyone was talking about my $25 million settlement on Trump University, so I Twumped them with the complaint about Hamilton.
by Lurchster November 29, 2016
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It means a $20 dollar bag of dope
Hey G what cha' got? What you need homeboy? Can I get a twump? Sho.
by maefopiano August 21, 2006
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The act of posting a Tweet on Twitter whilst doing a dump.
@snedwan I'm just doing a twump at the moment, taking a bit of forcing this one.

@leemo10 lovely
by Snedwan April 05, 2009
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Twat thump, when you're bangin a girl, pull it out, and yell you left your pussy open bitch! and thump her in the twat with a backhand.
I was fuckin' her and she queefed so I twumped the shit outta her.
by JCPWJS February 25, 2005
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When you're hittin it from behind, pull out and smack the twat and yell YOU LEFT YOUR PUSSY OPEN! Then stick it back in and keep goin.
I can't believe you banged that girl, but at least you twumped her before it was over.
by PwnSetTBH February 27, 2005
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