Definitions by Snedwan

d-mail 

The technical IT term for going for a dump.

Snedwan - how's it going? What have you been up to?

Boss Hogg - Gotta run dude, I need to send a d-mail.

d-mail by Snedwan April 9, 2009

Twanking

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.

@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.

Twanking by Snedwan April 7, 2009

Twump 

The act of posting a Tweet on Twitter whilst doing a dump.

@snedwan I'm just doing a twump at the moment, taking a bit of forcing this one.

@leemo10 lovely

Twump by Snedwan April 5, 2009