Snedwan's definitions

d-mail

The technical IT term for going for a dump.

Snedwan - how's it going? What have you been up to?

Boss Hogg - Gotta run dude, I need to send a d-mail.

by Snedwan April 9, 2009

Twump

The act of posting a Tweet on Twitter whilst doing a dump.

@snedwan I'm just doing a twump at the moment, taking a bit of forcing this one.

@leemo10 lovely

by Snedwan April 5, 2009

Twanking

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.

@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.

by Snedwan April 7, 2009