Twump

The act of posting a Tweet on Twitter whilst doing a dump.
@snedwan I'm just doing a twump at the moment, taking a bit of forcing this one.

@leemo10 lovely
by Snedwan April 05, 2009
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d-mail

The technical IT term for going for a dump.
Snedwan - how's it going? What have you been up to?

Boss Hogg - Gotta run dude, I need to send a d-mail.
by Snedwan April 09, 2009
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Twanking

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.
@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.
by Snedwan April 07, 2009
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