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Twump

An outrageous tweet written by a public figure meant to suck all the news coverage away from an existing damaging story. Technique mastered by Donald Trump. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Everyone was talking about my $25 million settlement on Trump University, so I Twumped them with the complaint about Hamilton.
by Lurchster November 29, 2016
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It means a $20 dollar bag of dope
Hey G what cha' got? What you need homeboy? Can I get a twump? Sho.
by maefopiano August 21, 2006
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The act of posting a Tweet on Twitter whilst doing a dump.
@snedwan I'm just doing a twump at the moment, taking a bit of forcing this one.

@leemo10 lovely
by Snedwan April 5, 2009
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A Tweet done by Donald Trump while taking a morning dump.
by LittleLB15 February 27, 2017
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Twat thump, when you're bangin a girl, pull it out, and yell you left your pussy open bitch! and thump her in the twat with a backhand.
I was fuckin' her and she queefed so I twumped the shit outta her.
by JCPWJS February 25, 2005
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When you're hittin it from behind, pull out and smack the twat and yell YOU LEFT YOUR PUSSY OPEN! Then stick it back in and keep goin.
I can't believe you banged that girl, but at least you twumped her before it was over.
by PwnSetTBH February 27, 2005
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verb (used without object), twumped, twumping.

1. to simultaneously thrust hips back and forth whilst rapidly and rhythmically jiggling one or both butt cheeks, especially to the accompaniment of music (real or imagined)

to twump with joy.

verb (used with object), twumped, twumping.

2. to perform or take part in (a twump):

to twump a pole.

3. to cause to twump:

They twumped against the DJ.

noun

4. The act of a person, animal or thing that twumps.

5. a successive combination of twerking and humping usually executed to music (real or imagined):

The twumping of a drunkard.

6. the art of twumping:

to study twump.

7. a social gathering or party for twumping

Was he invited to the twump?

adjective

8. a combination of two or more: thrusting, shaking, jiggling or moving hips rapidly

9. (of a hoe)

a. thrusting and shaking rapidly to a musical beat (real or imagined) as vigorously as possible

b. taught to move and shake hips quickly

a twumping Missus Claus

adverb

5. in succession; consecutively:

He injured her badly twumping.
We twumped a hole in his drywall.

Where did you learn to twump?
They could not stop twumping.
by TwerksBurg November 4, 2021
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