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The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.
Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'

Emily loves twotting herself silly
by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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