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Globe thotting 

someone who travels around the country, being a thot.
Cassie took a semester off so she could go globe thotting. Get ethnic dick.
Globe thotting by KaydeZ April 8, 2017

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf 

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

twitting 

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).
Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!
twitting by helio88 July 4, 2009

thotting 

Whoring around, advertising booty or dressing suggestively on social media or otherwise engaging in THOT behavior
She's thotting on instagram again
thotting by cuckslayer2017 February 20, 2018

thotting 

Whoring, being a late night booty call, staying out all night to be used sexually by a person then dropped off at a destination close to home.

A THOT is any female or male that you meet at gas station, fast food restaurant, bar, clubs, chuckie cheese, movie theaters, shopping mall, etc... And you exchange numbers then converse on the phone for 72hours or LESS then you are in the bed with he/she having sexual relations that does not involve their own sexual pleasure basically getting used & abused,,,, That is a THOT that is called THOTTING or having a friend that is a THOTTIE friends that are THOTTIES meaning more than One.
Who thotting tonight?

Yo bro! Where the thotties at?

I'm thotting her then leaving her.

You shouldn't be In these streets thotting, Your much to young to be thotting.
thotting by CamdenNJ April 22, 2014
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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