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Twotting

The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.
Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'

Emily loves twotting herself silly
by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013
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Globe thotting

someone who travels around the country, being a thot.
Cassie took a semester off so she could go globe thotting. Get ethnic dick.
by KaydeZ April 8, 2017
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Susan the Happy Trotting Elf

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.
Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008
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Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010
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twitting

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).
Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!
by helio88 July 4, 2009
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thotting

Whoring around, advertising booty or dressing suggestively on social media or otherwise engaging in THOT behavior
She's thotting on instagram again
by cuckslayer2017 February 20, 2018
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thotting

Whoring, being a late night booty call, staying out all night to be used sexually by a person then dropped off at a destination close to home.

A THOT is any female or male that you meet at gas station, fast food restaurant, bar, clubs, chuckie cheese, movie theaters, shopping mall, etc... And you exchange numbers then converse on the phone for 72hours or LESS then you are in the bed with he/she having sexual relations that does not involve their own sexual pleasure basically getting used & abused,,,, That is a THOT that is called THOTTING or having a friend that is a THOTTIE friends that are THOTTIES meaning more than One.
Who thotting tonight?

Yo bro! Where the thotties at?

I'm thotting her then leaving her.

You shouldn't be In these streets thotting, Your much to young to be thotting.
by CamdenNJ April 22, 2014
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