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a fucking idiot in the group who always acts like he’s 3
you’re a twollop, mate
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A word (noun)that defines a stupid person, used by young people, usu.
"hey, look at that guy over there. He's a twollop!"
twollop by Sadie January 3, 2005
Adjective: To describe a woman of equal parts trollop (dirty) and twit (dumb enough to fuck anything). A subtler way to suggest she is equal parts dirty (unclean) and stupid. Can be a very popular girl at parties. Syn: Stupid ho-bag.

Not mistaken for a Troll which is an ugly and/or dirty chick that won't fuck you drunk or sober.

Not inferring ugly but certainly unclean. A man confronted with a Twollop is then torn with the decision to fuck a dirty dumb girl and risk ridicule. The solution to the "fuck a Twollop" conundrum is generally resolved by applying the "liquor rules" or "moped" solution. ie: You may fuck a Twollop if you're too drunk to care and/or no one you know is watching.

Twollops are known to hang around cute clean girls (see Wingman) but are much more likely to fuck you to spite their cute friend (see: superiority complex and revenge fuck)
Smelly dirty but cute girl at the concert says to the guy she just met: Take me back to the porta-potty, fuck me in the ass and give me a dirty sanchez.

Guy says to self: Fucking Twollop cunundrum. Dammit, need another drink.

Smelly but big titty blonde girl tries to sweet talk the doorman to get into the club for free.

Doorman lets her in because he knows that it's good for drink sales. a.k.a: The twollop factor.
Twollop by Leithas September 15, 2010

trollope 

A slut, whore, hoochie mama, hood rat....
She loves that word trollope.
trollope by Starchylde June 10, 2016
A sexually promiscuos woman; a prostitute.
I checked your phone while you showered. You can tell your little Trollop to stop texting you.
Trollop by talk2me-JCH2 April 23, 2021

Trollop Dung 

1) A polite way of saying, "Ho Shit", which is a play on, "Horse Shit" or "Whore Shit"
2) Used when a slutty girl/woman is lying to or about something or someone.
3) Code used in mixed company or around parents or at work when you don't want to offend those around you, but still get the meaning across.
"That's a complete load of Trollop Dung".
"She's full of Trollop Dung"
Trollop Dung by Sissy10000 September 25, 2013

trailer park trollop 

A female slut that has no class or self repect, who will fuck just about any (or everyone).
1; Kevin got very upset when he saw Victor banging his babys mama. '' That fuckin slut is nothing but a trailer park trollop, out looking for cock!''
2; What happend to all your dope? ''that fucken trailer park trollop must have stoled it!''
trailer park trollop by Markie_Marc December 19, 2017
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