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A trilogy whose third installment is pitiful
Want to have a night in and watch the Matrix Twology
twology by ponyboy5 November 29, 2009

twodogism 

Words of unforgetable and undeniable wisdom spoken while under the influence of twodog.
After a few rounds of twodog, Raymond uttered his first ever twodogism..... "Do you boys ever use corn starch when your ass gets sweaty?"
twodogism by Roy D. January 20, 2008
1. To ask one's twitter followers the answer to a question. To search for information by tweeting the question.
I don't know the answer, but one of my tweeps might...I'll just twoogle it.
Twoogle by RoshuaJogers July 17, 2012
guy: hey its twodome! the guy with a 2 incher!
guy 2: lol!!!!
Twodome by knatterkonijn April 26, 2022

twomogus 

A rare mutation of an amogus where an extra amogus grows off of the base amogus's spine. It is infertile and shrivels up when touching small, green, plants, such as grass. The second 'mogus thinks for the base amogus, but can't move, unlike the base amogus.
Ew! It's a twomogus!
twomogus by EmogusalDamager December 3, 2022

gideon twodoors 

koolaid demolisher. his dad left him when he was 2 years old. he has a tiny wiener, he also has an addiction to boys. he is known and identified gay.
oh gideon twodoors is quiete annoying
gideon twodoors by fat fyufkc February 20, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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