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Two-point

Be sure to Two-point over the jump.
by NalaysOmg September 3, 2021
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Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.
I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.
by Bobski27 September 12, 2010
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two-point conversion

After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.
"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"

"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
by quarterback August 5, 2006
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While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.
Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.
by c. nubbins January 27, 2011
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two point five

half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.
"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"
by Banjo09 November 21, 2007
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Two point conversion

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick
by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010
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the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"
by eric williams August 12, 2006
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