two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.

I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.

by Bobski27 September 12, 2010

Couch Bomber

When someone camps out on the couch watching sports, movies, etc. and farts repeatedly.

My couch bomber roomy must have had Mexican last night; he's just watched football and farted all day.

by Bobski27 March 02, 2009