Definitions by Bobski27

two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.

I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.

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When someone camps out on the couch watching sports, movies, etc. and farts repeatedly.

My couch bomber roomy must have had Mexican last night; he's just watched football and farted all day.

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