A girl or guy that you suddenly fall in love with for about two weeks until you realize what an ugly fucking bitch they are
I wasn't in love with her, she was only a two-weeker.
by d.j. unC.O.N.shuss November 02, 2009
Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks
“Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”
by MechanicSchool2251 March 03, 2018
People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look
Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man
Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man
Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.
by II Duce May 31, 2010
Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!
Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!
Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022