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two-weaker 

a person that has been awake for two weeks due to mass consumption of methamphetamine.
this one time i stayed up for two weeks! so they started calling me a two-weaker!
two-weaker by stretch323 August 9, 2010
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Two weeker 

Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks
“Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”

Two Weeker 

People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look

Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man

Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Two Weeker by II Duce May 31, 2010

Two-Weeker

A girl or guy that you suddenly fall in love with for about two weeks until you realize what an ugly fucking bitch they are
I wasn't in love with her, she was only a two-weeker.
Two-Weeker by d.j. unC.O.N.shuss November 1, 2009

Two-Weeker

When you’ve been smoking methamphetamine for {TWO-WEEKS}!!!! You’re a “two-weeker!!!” TWEAKER!!!
Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!

Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!
Two-Weeker by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022

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twoweeker 

a person who stays up 14 days in a row. usualy on drugs... but it can be done sober.
bill is such a tweeker that hes become a twoweeker.
twoweeker by jacks of appleness July 11, 2012
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