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two hander 

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.
"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"
two hander by the st3 October 7, 2005

two hander 

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"
two hander by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011

two-hander 

A British term denoting a play, movie or TV episode that features only two characters for the duration of the piece. Two-hander episodes are commonly seen in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders, where they've been featured occasionally since 1986.

In television, they're often used for faster filming, since while two actors are filming a two-hander, the rest of the cast can work on another episode. They're often slower-paced and more dialogue-based, with a focus on exposition and character development.
In a special two-hander episode between mother and daughter set the night before Tracy's murder trial, she and Deirdre exchange home truths and their relationship reaches breaking point when Tracy finally tells her mother what happened on the night of Charlie's murder.
two-hander by raaaaaagh March 19, 2010

two-hander 

A snowy-icy winter weather day that requires two hands on the steering wheel to avoid going in the ditch and/or collisions with other vehicles.
The roads are so terribly slippery today, it's a two-hander!
two-hander by belovedx2 December 26, 2009

Tartan two hander 

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.
Tartan two hander by Gene Green February 27, 2011

Boston two hander 

When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.
Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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