The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.
She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.
by GHeller April 4, 2011
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One of the greatest Australian films of all time. Plenty of blood and guts and fuckin good cars. Top story as well.
"Shoties are good, mate".
"The wrong choices can really fuck you up."
Two Hands is fuckin brilliant.
by Superbowl Xv March 28, 2018
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Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."


"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."
by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011
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When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
by zfresh23 July 13, 2015
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a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.
Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.
by wuntoothrie June 10, 2011
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A bowler that bowls with two hands on the bowling ball opposed to only using one hand. they generally get more speed and rotation on the bowling ball which creates more pin action, and more room on the lane for error thus resulting in getting more strikes.
those guys, Jason Belmonte, Kevin Perreira, and osku pallerma are two handed legends
by Kevo5253 March 3, 2012
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