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Mash up of twat and twit. A female of the particular annoying variety often found on social media such as kik or any other group chat. She takes up the convo with mindless prattle. She often lets others know how unstable she is talking about how her ocd/adhd lends her to over analyze or get bored easy. She will always bring some type of drama in to satisfy her need for attention. Also she might frequently descibe herself as a supporter and reassure others repeatedly she is not a thirsty hoe though. Devode of any substance, intellect or intelligence once so ever.
This one is such a twitwat. No one can carry on an actual conversation when that skanks online.
Twitwat by B2theHemtB September 19, 2018
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A person (possible a president elect) that uses daily threats, non-founded comments and the bully pulpit to spread political challenges 140 characters at a time.
Donald Trump may be the worlds 1st Twittator.
A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.
He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!
twitwad by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
Zealous fans of the Twilight books and movies. They are usually female; hence the twat after the twi. However, a Twitwat can also be a man as once he becomes absorbed into the series or is dragged to watch the movies by his girlfriend or wife he ceases to be male for that period of time. Twitwats are also oblivious to Robert Pattinson's hatred for the movies, his character and how he is secretly laughing his ass off at them while getting rich and getting tons of hot bitches.
You're just a Twitwat who wants to be shagged by a sparkling vampire and a loser who turns into a werepoodle!

The Twitwats bleached their skin albino and wore yellow contacts to pay their respects to Edward Cullen.

The Twitwat imitated Kristen Stewart's excessive blinking in hopes of attracting a man like Edward Cullen.
Twitwats by Headst0ck July 5, 2010
Someone who demonstrates their lack of intelligence on Twitter through apparent illiteracy, stupidity, or ungodly volume of tweets that causes viewers to wonder what else they do with their time.
Did you see Sarah's tweet last night? "Goin' 2 a partee an gon gettt drunkkk boiiizzzz"...what a twitwit.
twitwit by GeorgeDW September 24, 2011

twittatorship 

A dictatorship that is attempted through late night Twitter decrees, that have no legal leverage .
Trump seems to think he can run the country by Twittatorship.
Word of the Day on July 28, 2017

twatwattle 

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey wattle. Hence, twatwaddle.
Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried under all that twatwattle!
twatwattle by PantherNY January 2, 2011
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