a twittard is basically your average twitter user, which spend 20 hours in twitter and find new mental disorders every second. these mental disorder creations are based on their IQ, which is expected to be below 50.
''hey dude, have you seen that twittard call me a racist yesterday?''
A twitter user who is unbelievable dumb to the point where you can't tell wether it's trolling or saying it unironically
person 1: I got called homophobic in twitter despite me being gay for not wanting to ship characters of the same gender!
person 2: Those twittards again
a term used to describe people of twitter; usually the retarted and braindead mcyt or kpop stans who are so sensitive you breathe and they will call you a "homophobic neo-nazi transphobe >nword< (these people aren't black btw) cracker"
they told a child he couldn't say finna or sus anymore because its "offensive" to black people
they told a pig to kill himself after he asked "Was hitler a lesbian?" many years ago and they didn't get the joke so they mega dumb
Jimmy: yo Harold yo girl Amy a twittard, she told someone to kill themself because they didnt support Karl Jacobs
Harold: Im leaving her bitchass
Arrogant assholes on Twitter who think that they're "intellectual" when they post some shitty stolen meme from 4chan beneath the post of some guy they hate that will be forgotten in a day or two, and are then worshiped by Redditors for no reason other than being "Cool".
Derek: Hey Bill look at this spicy meme I sent to this guy that fucking sucks and will be forgotten about as soon as another guy like that appears.
(Bill looks at said meme stolen from a mentally retarded 9 year old from 4 chan)
Bill: Derek, my nigga, stop being such an arrogant asshole. Go outside or watch a movie, because Jesus your fascination with being one of those Twittards has got to stop. Otherwise the only thing you'll be tweeting will be your surgery updates.
1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job,life, girlfriend and/or mental health. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac. 2. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
Tim has become a Twittard. He can't keep anythingprivate anymore. I wish he'd get a life!
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*