twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

twitteritis by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

twitteridiot 

Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.

2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)

1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.

2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.

twitteridiot by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016

Twitterati 

The Tweet elite, whose feeds attract thousands of followers and whose 140-character spews capture the attention of the rapt who doggedly monitor them.

The Twitterati have simultaneously raised and abased communication to the level of simian savants.

Twitterati by rob reinalda February 13, 2009

Twittervision 

Twittervision - "A medical condition where one can only read the first 140 characters. Remaining characters turn red."

Term coined by jcruz and Calestus on twitter.

Dear John, I found someone new and I don't think we can go on seeing each other, I've taken you for all your worth and emptied the humidor,

The rest of the reply is red and since you are color blind, unreadable. Twittervision.

Twittervision by Calestus February 4, 2009

twitterite  

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.

My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.

twitterite by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

Twittertition 

A competition run through Twitter.

I just won a free pizza through a twittertition!

Twittertition by mattywillie October 25, 2010

twitteration 

the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.

I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.

twitteration by jvince_la December 5, 2010