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twitter sex

1. The act of sexting on twitter. The equivalent of public sex if your account isn't protected. also known as twexting.

2. The act of saying lewd things to each other on twitter.
1. @hotgirl: @randomguy I so wanna have twitter sex, right now.

@randomguy: @hotgirl But I'm scared.

2. @hotguy: @sexygirl you have huge tits. I wanna suck em.
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Twitter Sex

The act of liking the same tweet(s) as another person to an extent such that the “liked tweet” tab of the people in question seems to be an exact replica of the other.
Dude my timeline is insane Rayna and Jamal are having twitter sex rn 🤨😱
Twitter Sex by afrodite9 July 2, 2021

twitterosexual 

I am twitterosexual
twitterosexual by Vineeth_pulari September 11, 2010

twittersexual 

A person who's so much of a social outcast they're somehow sexually attracted to a fucking app.
"Bro have you heard?"

"About what?

"Someone on twitter decided to make a twittersexual flag."
"...Are you fucking serious?"
twittersexual by jtdubs June 17, 2022

Twittersexual 

when a person pretends to find a conventionally unattractive or downright ugly person or character hot and finds objectively attractive ones ugly or boring to seem more different, gain social brownie points, or purely for attention.

They may also more often than not neg others for not finding an ugly person or character attractive for better results.
Some Guy: wow, Seiko from Dandadan is pretty cute

Twittersexual: erm, where's the wrinkles, flabby skin and 300lb of fat with strech marks and body hair all over????

Some Guy: idk thats not my thing dude

Twittersexual: All you guys ever like is boring ass pretty petite anime characters that look nice and generic, unlike me! i like fat hairy musty geriatric hoes!!!
Twittersexual by wowytt July 5, 2025

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026