when a person pretends to find a conventionally unattractive or downright ugly person or character hot and finds objectively attractive ones ugly or boring to seem more different, gain social brownie points, or purely for attention.
They may also more often than not neg others for not finding an ugly person or character attractive for better results.
Some Guy: wow, Seiko from Dandadan is pretty cute
Twittersexual: erm, where's the wrinkles, flabby skin and 300lb of fat with strech marks and body hair all over????
Twittersexual: All you guys ever like is boring ass pretty petite anime characters that look nice and generic, unlike me! i like fat hairy musty geriatric hoes!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!