Twitter ITK

An football transfer news account on Twitter that pretends that they have insiders at a football club and usually tweet bullshit that their gullible followers will believe. They base their tweets from what other reports are saying and copy and paste it, or they make guesses and once every blue moon they get a deal right which somehow lures in followers.

Football mole (Twitter ITK ACCOUNT) : "Arsenal will sign Mahrez for 35m welcome to Arsenal!"

Actual reliable reports: Leicester want 50m for Mahrez, Arsenal reluctant to pay

*Ends up not happening*

Mole: Oh well the deal broke down I still have insiders and definitely not a bullshitter

by sploogenut July 10, 2017

twitterite

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.

My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.

by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

Twitterite

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.

Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!

by Boozewatch.com.au July 2, 2009

twitterite

A person that uses twitter to write concise aphorisms.

Harry Shearer is a prolific twitterite.

by mojoholio November 19, 2010