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Twitter ITK 

An football transfer news account on Twitter that pretends that they have insiders at a football club and usually tweet bullshit that their gullible followers will believe. They base their tweets from what other reports are saying and copy and paste it, or they make guesses and once every blue moon they get a deal right which somehow lures in followers.
Football mole (Twitter ITK ACCOUNT) : "Arsenal will sign Mahrez for 35m welcome to Arsenal!"

Actual reliable reports: Leicester want 50m for Mahrez, Arsenal reluctant to pay

*Ends up not happening*

Mole: Oh well the deal broke down I still have insiders and definitely not a bullshitter
Twitter ITK by sploogenut July 10, 2017
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twitterite  

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.
My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.
twitterite by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.
Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...
twitteritis by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

Twitterite 

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.
Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!

twitterite 

A person that uses twitter to write concise aphorisms.
Harry Shearer is a prolific twitterite.
twitterite by mojoholio November 19, 2010

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026