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twitical mass 

The point at which one has enough Twitter followers to have an expert on virtually any subject ready to answer your most random questions.
@malki: "This week alone I've already heard from librarians, JPL engineers, and now solar phenomena enthusiasts."

@brendo_91: "(you've reached) twitical mass."
twitical mass by randomtwitterer October 30, 2012
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noun. Short for twat picture, a photograph taken of the female sexual organ, typically via cellphone camera, and usually sent via mass-text message to friends for viewing pleasure.
Hey, I just took a twatpic of my girl and sent them to all my buddies!

Eww that bitch Serena is nasty; I saw her twatpic when Tommy texted me this morning.
twatpic by yuu456 December 20, 2009

Twitticiser 

someone who has a twitter account, yet believe themselves to be too boring to post regular updates while still managing to criticize everyone else on their lack of twitter activity.
Guy 1: you have twitter but never use it...what a waste of time!
Guy2: neither do you, so cut the shit and stop being a Twitticiser.
Guy 1: you make a valid point, i now see right from wrong.
Twitticiser by stewkerr April 13, 2011

twitdicted

Addicted to Twitter. Constantly checking it, no matter what is happening around you.

You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.
Twitdicted:

Def 1:

Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.

Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!

Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!

Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.
twitdicted by Ojibwayne November 14, 2011

twitticism 

An idiotic remark uttered by a twit who mistakenly believes he/she is being witty
Bill let loose with a string of twitticisms that proved he is a master of masturbatory thought, not an intellectual.
twitticism by deli-cut June 16, 2004

Twitwich 

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.
"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"
Twitwich by Mosleyan February 12, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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